PRODUCTIVITY. OR A DISTINCT LACK THEREOF.

You ever have that awesome accomplished feeling when you get A BUNCH of stuff done that you had been putting off. And you feel basically invincible and part of you is like "LOOK AT ME. I CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY. I'M A TERRIFIC ADULT."

You also know how sometimes that feeling. 

Just sometimes doesn't cut it. 

And it's like...now what? 

ALLOW ME TO MAKE A LIST. 

Current Reasons Why Cailin Is Currently Productive: 

1. My roommate will kill me in my sleep if I don't do [verb]. (Not as effective as you think, I'm the night owl of the house. But hey. I don't wanna piss the person I live with off. That just bodes ill will.)

2. You will get in trouble if you don't do [verb]. (You will get a speeding ticket if you don't drive like a responsible citizen. You will have no coffee if you don't go to work to buy coffee. It's highly effective.)

3. I will get a reward out of this. (Super effective for dumb reasons. Go to a class to see a cute boy. If I get up and go to class I'll make myself a cup of coffee. I will buy myself a cookie if I do my homework.) (This reason might make me fat.)

THAT'S ALL. 

Good luck with being productive!!! 

Love,

Cailin